I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
My sister told me that when she was little and saw white people in make up commercials and never black people, she thought it was just because white people were ugly and black people were beautiful and didn’t need make up
Sammy’s life is hard
nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans
And this is why you can never fucking trust the media
I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.
and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
the gentlemen you meet on tinder
"Men may be stronger, but it is women who endure.”